Cut Ties
10.22.2010 | by Contribution | 3 Comments

To get from my modest home-town of the Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania to Los Angeles, California, I took a train with my then boyfriend, Joe, who coined our generation as the “Bland Generation” and claimed to carry, “the weight of the Bland Generation” on his shoulders. Needless to say, it was four days full of high speed land-travel, and large, strung out egos. By the time I arrived on the west coast, I had a full human grasp on exactly how far away i was from home (a bit over 3,000 miles).
In lieu of feeling homesick, and my attraction to “online scrabble” with my stepmother, I joined Facebook. The red flag should have been when Mar (my stepmother) and I were playing scrabble on Facebook in the same room. Nay, I ignored all warnings, and continued on for two years utilizing what the social network could help me do best: talk to and watch the lives of my friends on the east coast.
It is now a week since I’ve seen David Fincher‘s new film, “The Social Network”, a high-budget, well-acted, human drama on the creation and exploitation of this website. It is now four days since i have gone without said social network, and honestly, life is a little strange.
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McMarriage
10.20.2010 | by Dylan | Comment

Apparently McDonald’s Hong Kong now offers wedding packages… It has come to this, people can now be married at McDonalds. Ah yes, the wonderful sanctity of Marriage…
By the power vested in me by Ronald McDonald, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Would you like fries with your matrimony?
via VBS.tv
Pause For Techno
10.14.2010 | by Dylan | Comment
